Didn’t I tell you don’t put us through this again?
That we’d had enough!
Dear Madam Speaker,
This letter is the second letter I’m writing to you. You didn’t listen to the first one. I told you that trying to catch Trump is like chasing an Arizona lizard out of your house with a Dollar Store broom.
I should know; I’ve broken a few in the attempt. Ultimately you can never catch those creatures. They’re fast, ad once they see you coming, they drop the tip of their tail off.
While you’re distracted by the still-moving tail, they hurry into the nearest crack and wait until you lose interest in them. Eventually, those slimy creatures will slither back outside and look for some crickets to eat. Why didn’t you send Trump off on a loss?
Who Let the Dogs Out.
Woof, woof, woof, woof!
(Baha Men)
What was the point?
A. Check it out. The impeachment process only dragged things out.
B. On the other hand, his antics overshadowed the flipping of several states from Red to Blue. My home state, Arizona, is now a Blue State. Not to mention Democratic control of Congress. Also, the lizard is gone.
C. After this insurrection White people are still crying this isn’t America. Ahhh so sorry but, what I and every other person who looks like me will tell you it’s exactly what America is. Own it, accept it, deal with it or fix it. You can’t because it is written into the very fabric of America.
Losing the election was Trump’s worse nightmare. He was the loser. And, there is nothing worse than a man who is publicly humiliated. Think about it. Rioting men jumping and climbing up the walls of the Capitol, breaking windows with war paint on their faces running around with confederate flags.
The perfect example of White male pride on a rampage.
Even White police who didn’t join in the mayhem where beaten down with poles from American flags. The downfall of Trump was a public castration with simple-minded women (as my dear friend calls them) goading their men on to reclaim their manhood.
This demasculated guy is out.
He won’t resign.You knew that.
First, the prolonged impeachment process will only drag out the inevitable. I told you because in less than 2 weeks, he’d either walk out the front door of the White House or leave in the middle of the night with Melania sportin’ her thigh high black leather boots by his side. I’m sick of them both. Along with his corrupt kids. And, who cared if he showed up for the inauguration?
Second, the publicity is just what this withered up wanna’ be man wanted. And, it will only inflame his loyal “I would die for you.” disciples. That riot at the capitol was the epitome of White Supremacy. Where can he go? Florida, they don’t want him. New York, no way. Let him figure it out. Call him a Uber or Lyft or perhaps even a Dial-a-Ride and be done with him.
The Ultimate Walk of Shame.
Change all the nuclear codes and give them to President Biden as he takes the oath of office. In the meantime, turn off Trump’s Facebook/Twitter and any other social media accounts. Shoot turn off his mail since he say’s it doesn’t work anyway. Actually better yet, turn off his internet entirely. I don’t wanna’ pay for it anymore.
Shut it down!
Now, on the serious side.
Do I believe Trump should get away with his crimes?
No way!
But, the moment Trump isn’t President he (and his cohorts including those in pivotal political “minions” in our government) along with Rudy Giuliani who called for “trial by combat”; and Donald Trump Jr. who “told the crowd to send a message to members of Congress that we are ‘coming for you’ should immediately be arrested by Federal Law Enforcement and be charged with the following;
Domestic Terrorism – “The unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.” If his supporters had had their way the murder of Nancy Pelosi, his Vice-President Pence and any other Representatives, Senators and Capitol Police who got in his rioters way.
Sedition – “Crime against the state. … Though sedition may have the same ultimate effect as treason, it is generally limited to the offense of organizing or encouraging opposition to government in a manner (such as in speech or writing) that falls short of the more dangerous offenses constituting treason.
In addition add to it.
Second Degree Murder – ‘Second-degree murder requires that the defendant acted impulsively, and without premeditation, but with an intent and understanding of his actions.”
Inciting a Riot – “Under United States federal law, a riot is defined as: “A person is guilty of inciting to riot when one urges ten or more persons to engage in tumultuous and violent conduct of a kind likely to create public alarm.”
“Treason is “the highest of all crimes”—defined as intentionally betraying one’s allegiance by levying war against the government or giving aid or comfort to its enemies.
Your Former President is Guilty as Hell.
And, stop all the press interviews and coverage. In the meantime, if you still want to punish him take away his bright yellow wig. It’s time for him to go, he wants to go.
So, Ms. Nancy help a tired shamed bald-headed old man pack up his shit and go. As he leaves instead of the last rendition of “Hail to the Chief” play Rihanna’s “Take a Bow“. But, I am okay that he left to his favorite Village People song, “Macho Man…”
Sincerely,
Asata (One of your many exhausted constituents).
Trump Theme Song “The Village People”
“Every man wants to be a macho, macho man.To have the kind of body, always in demand.
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
Work outs in the health spa, muscles glow.
You can best believe that, he’s a macho man.Ready to get down with, anyone he can.”
Hey! Hey! Hey, Hey, Hey! Macho, macho man (macho man)
I’ve got to be a macho man…
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First: What’s with that theme? I hope he paid royalties?”
Second: Isn’t he homophobic?
Addendum: You tell me.
Is racism the norm in America?
A. It goes without saying. We all know that if the crowd who stormed the Capitol been Black it would have been a massacre and you’d still be cleaning blood off the steps.
B. People are asking where was law enforcement? Where were the reinforcements, the helicopters, federal troops and the military tanks? You know the answer.
C. In addition, why were most all of the reporters/press covering this riot White? And, why did only one news station announce that the riot footage captured “might be disturbing to watch” and beware that your children (White children) might be in the room watching. Imagine a Black family watching their father gunned down in broad daylight with a PG rating. Are you kidding’ me?
P.S: In addition, Ms. Nancy, I’m so sorry that clown of a 60 year old man sat in your chair, read your mail and slammed your gavel. After his nasty hands were on I’d throw it in the trash.