Strange Oddities

“Unbelievable Comes Alive Right Before Your Eyes!”

Scams, hoaxes, and the “unbelievable”.

For over 100 years, Ripley Entertainment has been around. It’s “considered to be a world leader in family fun. And, built on a foundation of a tiny daily newspaper cartoon which debuted in 1918.  The company now operates more than 100 attractions in multiple cities. And, our White House has become its newest addition.

Tales of people, places, and things that are hard to believe, but claimed to be undeniably true!

Tale Number One: The President of the United States is scrubbed clean like a hospital surgery room. The workers are most likely walking around in surgical gowns, full-face clear masks, and gloves.

 

• They spray and scrub that man down like Karen Silkwood who was exposed to uranium in a nuclear power plant before he enters the White House when returning from a rally or meeting with a “foreign” dignitary.

 

• OK, I’m being overly dramatic. If you haven’t seen that movie I dare you to watch it. (Director Mike Nichols’ 1983 film is based on the true story of a chemical technician named Karen Silkwood, who became a whistleblower.)

Yes,  You know that every inch of that White House gets disinfected at least 25 times a day. And, look again at your President at those rallies. It looks like he’s standing out in public without a mask, but they’ve painted him with an impregnable clear substance and covered it with orange make-up, so it doesn’t show. What? Don’t you think we have the technology for that?

Yup, His handlers know that “his peeps” will feel compassion for him. He came up with the idea.  Oh! My God, they’ll cry, “Trump was exposed to the China Virus”, he didn’t get it so let’s vote for him. They’ll believe it was planted by the  “mean, corrupt, and stupid” Biden and his blood-drinking and child molesting Democrats, Liberals, and Antifa.

Why has the word “Antifa” become a dirty word? By the way, do you know what that word means? “It’s a political protest movement comprising autonomous groups affiliated by their militant opposition to fascism and other forms of extreme right-wing ideology.” So, how did this become synonymous with Leftist groups? Shouldn’t Americans be against fascism?

And, finally, absolutely,  Trump supporters will declare that having to do with these horrid groups maliciously lowered his immune system. On the other hand, he hopes his gullible opposition will take the bait and jump up and down, hoping even praying it to be true. Wrong. Don’t fall for it. 

What an insult. What a joke. It’s Not Funny.

Roughly seven-in-ten white evangelical Protestants (72%) say they approve of the way Trump is handling his job, according to a Pew Research Center survey conducted June 16 to 22.

Pew Research-July 2020

The New York Times.  

A Picture of:

Dishonest 

Cheating

Swindling

Double-Dealing  

A Fraudster

Treacherous 

The Perfect “COVID19” couple.

‘The decadence and debauchery of the White House were beckoning to him, and he could hardly resist such open temptation.’

What an insult!

To Our Medical Professionals

How shameful. To insult the thousands of Americans who’ve died during this pandemic to score points with the electorate. How low can you go? To say you now are a member of the millions who are infected around the planet.

“We tested positive. Poor us.”

Tell Me I’m Dreaming.

Here are just a few of those “sense of urgency” Trump used,  according to “Politifact,” that he promised and did not keep.

The “We Tested Positive” is a Distraction From Unkept Promises.

• Invest $550 billion in infrastructure. Create an infrastructure fund.
• Bring Back Manufacturing
• Make no cuts to Medicaid
• Guarantee 6-week paid leave
• Appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton
• Get Congress to allow health insurance across state lines
• Repeal Obamacare (working on it)
• Rebuild the Marine Corps to 36 battalions
• Add additional federal investment of $20 billion toward School Choice.

• Expand national right to carry to all 50 states
• Dramatically scale back the U.S. Education Department
• Remove all undocumented immigrants
• Eliminate gun-free zones at schools and military bases
• Build a Wall and make Mexico pay for it.

• Reverse China’s entry into the World Trade Organization
• End birthright citizenship
• Enact 5-year ban on the White House and congressional officials from lobbying
• Impose a hiring freeze on federal employees
• Impose the death penalty for cop killers
• Replace J-1 Visa with Inner City Resume Bank

• Increase the size of the U.S. Army to 540 active-duty soldiers
• Eliminate the federal debt in 8 years.
• Allow individuals to deduct health care insurance premiums from taxes.
• Bring back waterboarding
• Balance the federal budget ‘fairly quickly.”
• Establish a ban on Muslims entering the U.S.

Sound Familiar?

What do they tell you? If the deal is too good to be true it probably is.

Coming To Your TV

I’ll finally be able to live that life of debauchery that I always dreamed of.’

Melania Trump Zara jacket Zara/Associated Press

Now, Melania, perhaps she got exposed to COVID.

Does she wear a mask?

Is she even real?

I don’t think too many people like Melania. But, I had no idea she was a life-sized doll. I’ve seen battery-operated cute furry pets that simulate a heart beating and lungs going in and out.  I also saw those full-sized dolls that could walk if you held their hand like a fashion model without a battery. But, breathing ones?  And she doesn’t talk very much, unlike the Chatty Cathy dolls I grew up with.

Chatty Cathy was a “fanciful depiction of a human, in this case, a five-year-old Caucasian girl. Originally, Chatty Cathy had blonde hair in a short bobbed style and blue eyes. Brunette and auburn-haired versions of the doll were introduced in 1962 and 1963, respectively”.

 

I got a Chatty Kathy made by Mattel one Christmas. All you had to do was pull the string. Chatty had eleven phrases when it came to the market in 1960, such as “I love you,” “I hurt myself!” or “Please take me with you”, “Let’s play school” or “May I have a cookie?”.

Stop Pulling That Damn String!

 I remember pulling that stupid string until my Mother would yell at the top of her voice. I’d always try to get in at least one more pull though. And, under her breath she’d fume, I wish I never bought that stupid doll for her. Come on Melania say something important.

Chatty’s voice was cute but annoying. After a little while, the string would break, and she’d join the pile of other white half-naked doll babies that ended up thrown into the back of the closet. I have a sense that once this Trump presidency is over Melania will exit stage right. And, if she doesn’t then she is the equivalent of a Chatty Cathy doll.

“Heavens to Murgatroyd!”

People, Don’t Believe the Hype